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Official Release of Davy's Midnight Thought [Apr. 15th, 2005|02:30 am]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |peacefulpeaceful]
[Tunes |N|N]



                          "......."

When exactly did being a non-conformist--->
             <---
become what
                         people conform too?--->                                                                                                      
              
   :--And why does it piss me off?--:


                                       
                    
                                                            the
                                                           Time
                                                            has
                                                          Come
                                                             to
                                                            Join
                                                            the
                                                          Crowd

                                                   | |
                                                 ~x~
                                                /    |    \
                                                    |
                                                   / \
                                                 /     \

             Finish that rail! There are sober kids in Africa!!
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|01:52 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |quixoticquixotic]
[Tunes |Pee Wee Herman Theme]

OooOOo I got a Lava Lamp from my work!! Pretty cool man, preeety cool, its all green...'n blue-ey

Thats it

Oh and this

Love was never no friend of me
So I take out the glass pipe,
begin to smoke that shit that makes you crazy.
So everything is perfect in your world today?
Guess I wont even spill out my say
I'll just smoke my shit and go crazy anyway
You'll criticize, I'll advertise, but I got all I need
dont need your crazy world.
So crack open the 40's, take your hit,
And bust me some lines before I pop these pills
So I can keep pushing in this perfect world

Now, thats it
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2004|07:54 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |chipperchipper]
[Tunes |Hail Santa - - - - - - - - Pr!mus]

In half...thats right bitches, on behalf of my giraffe

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A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:One who doggedly pursues goals, no matter what the cost, in the hopes that somehow, in the end, an impossibility might be achieved; a masochist.
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Now I know what it means!
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Guess what? [Nov. 23rd, 2004|08:14 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |happyHappy]
[Tunes |Legalize It--Sublime]


Thats right niggas
Ya know what that means?
I GET MY FREEDOM BACK
What to do, what to do..oh ya!!...waste my next days of freedom with the family!!!...with no one around my age...or even cool...HOW FUN!
I'm also goin' to be going straight to hell now...I'm goin' to SoCal and not getting any chronic
Back Saturday G-Funks



my hands smell like roast beef....
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Wicca Wicca What! [Nov. 20th, 2004|12:04 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |bouncybouncy]


let's see:
your name
do you smoke?
do you drink?
stronger drugs?
your favourite activity
you are An undiscovered genius
you wish you were God
you hope To achieve something in this life
people think you are Shy
intelligent people though, think you are The most wonderful thing nature's ever created
but, really, you're just A good hearted thing
This Quiz by apistrakus - Taken 62364 Times.
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New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz





Your Pirate Name?
by prsngrly
Real Name
Age
Pirate NameHanging Fangs --> Those vampire-like teeth have gotten your neck outta the noose more than once!
Daily Salary$16,338,211
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Top that bitches...Im a fuckin vampire pirate...I knew it
Undiscovered Genius? Damn straight nigguh
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Sobreity is Over-Rated [Nov. 3rd, 2004|01:04 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |awake]
[Tunes |Im a Renegade of Funk, how bout you?]

Got test results back....
....scored as high as the test measured

Anyone else notice reality is pretty boring?





What did I tell ya'll? Foot Fuckin' Masta Bitch...I'm the Foot Fuckin' Mastah!

had to take this out..made some wierd error message pop up...



Aight, shwabs, there's jah duties....get to it or walk the plank

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Matefallenchild138
Your Cabin Boy/Girlslippindacurl
Your Bodyguardjollywahine
The Bad Guy/Girlcfpkbitch
Your Obligatory Love Interesttheexitshere
The Fanservicey Onecfpkbitch
Your Coveted TreasureGold...Lots and lots of gold
Number of people you kill to get it76,922
Number of times you get laid afterward733
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Haha you ever seen a pirate that got laied 733 times after killing 76,922 people? Neither have I....


What ranDOM movie quote are you? by merenwen_ruby
Name
Birthday
Choose One
The Quote"Your Mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!!"-French Guy (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)
Quiz created with MemeGen!


King Arthur: We're in search for the Holy Grail, would you like to join us?
Frenchman: We already have one

hahaha ahh man that guy is classic
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Ahoy [Oct. 29th, 2004|10:13 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
Captains Log: Twenty three hundred hours 'n twenty three minutes | 28th day of the tenth month
Avast! Hallow's eve approaches. If any of ya land lubbers wanna pillage, plunder, rifle, and loot with me this night, gimme a GARR! This is the night the legend of The Wong Tong Masta gets closed for awhile. Those scallywags that dont wanna have a good time get the honor of walking the plank 'n spending the night in Davy Jone's locker...its up to you blimey bastards to decide...choose wisely. The night of my eternal drug slumber advances, but at least it seems like it'll be a good one.


Yo ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, Yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, Yo ho!
End Entry: Twenty three hundred hours 'n thirty cinco minutes | 28th day of the tenth month
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Damn Big Brother..err I mean Father [Oct. 24th, 2004|12:57 am]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[Tunes |Pink Floyd-Darkside of the Moon]

Well I like children, and I like tea, but I dont like Niggers...No Siree
Theres two darn things that'll make me puke, A fag hackin' slop and a nosy, fatherin kook

AIM convo's are no longer safe for me, how lame is that? I mean c'mon, I should be able to at least be able to talk to my friends without worrying 'bout some dumb ass who doesn't trust me and hacks into everything I do.

"Your father is depressed"

"Your dad hasn't slept good in weeks"

"Your dad is in the worse condition he's been in years"

"Try harder David, your dad needs you too..."

Guess what? I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. the bastard has fuckin problems and takes it out on everyone, mainly me. I mean just a second ago he was yellin at my sister to go to bed...WHAT THE FUCK?!? its like 1:30 on a weekend? what a fuckin coon...they sign me up for counseling when he's the one that totally needs it, he's goin psycho. He wanted to ground me again...well he did, but he also wanted to stop me from gettin on comp, and take away my phone but thanks to the only sane parent I have left, its only grounding.
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Damn Big Brother! [Oct. 19th, 2004|10:08 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta
[mood |discontentdiscontent]

So apparently my dad knows I have a new journal and told me he was gonna hack into it to look at it....what the fuck happened to my privacy man? fuckin knob, I mean c'mon take away everything from me for pretty much a month, not believing me when I say I'm gonna quit smoking, not letting me go to school on my own, taking my phone away at nights, not letting me have simple internet privacy...next he'll probaly install some camera in my room, and put it up on some web site and start charging $2.50 for monthly memberships to "The David Show" ala Truman show...I wouldn't be surprised....Got counseling sessions next Tuesday....wtf @ that man, wtf!

Oh well no point in havin "friends" only-only more, All new posts will open to all from here on out

"For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers."
--Homer, The Odyssey
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Fuck Authority [Oct. 19th, 2004|10:02 pm]
The Wong Tong Masta

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You’re invading private property. You’re invading heaven. There’s nothing in here you mother fuckers. You’re just thinking there is. Cause you cant fucking trust me.

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